Thursday, September 09, 2004

Rambo vs. Rimbaud: Vote Now

“I dream of a War of right and of might, of unlooked-for logic. It is as simple as a musical phrase.”
—Rimbaud

“We win… you lose! Mission Accomplished!”
—Rambo

Which one has your vote?

Share
Posted on 09/09 at 07:45 PM
View and Add Comments • Permalink

Where's Tyler Durden when you need him?

“Fight Club” quotes:

“I see the strongest and the smartest men who have ever lived… and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables.”

“Fuck Martha Stewart.  Martha’s polishing the brass on the Titanic; it’s all going down, man.”

“Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need.”

“This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.”

“For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to clean up after everyone.  I have to wash out and flatten my soup cans.  And account for every drop of used motor oil.  And I have to foot the bill for nuclear waste and buried gasoline tanks and landfilled toxic sludge dumped a generation before I was born.”

“No fear.  No distractions.  The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.”

“On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero.”

“I just don’t want to die without a few scars.”

Share
Posted on 09/09 at 04:29 AM
View and Add Comments • Permalink

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Vote or Die?

Lately, I’ve seen a lot of of that savvy political guru P. Diddy carrying around a t-shirt that reads: “Vote or Die.” I didn’t know what the hell that slogan meant until our Top Dick (Cheney) explained things today:

“It’s absolutely essential that eight weeks from Wednesday, on Nov. 2, we make the right choice, because if we make the wrong choice then the danger is that we’ll get hit again and we’ll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States.”

I get it now: Vote for Bush...or Die.

Share
Posted on 09/08 at 07:40 PM
View and Add Comments • Permalink
Page 712 of 746 pages « First  <  710 711 712 713 714 >  Last »