Mickey Z
Cool Observer
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Photo caption contest, G-8 video, global warming, and a few words from my friend Sparrow
“I’m the master of low expectations.”
—aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
Posted by mike on from dublin 07/12 at 07:02 AMCondoleeza says:
‘’It makes me so hot when you call me THE Condoleeza Rice...’’
Also:
here’s a good page of G8/Indymedia videosPosted by redjade on from Dublin 07/12 at 07:46 AMAnother great PBU post, Mickey. Thanks.
Leaky Rove is waking up a few more sheeple. We’ll get there.PBU is now utilizing Flickr groups, have you heard?
http://www.flickr.com/groups/pbu/
I hope you join us there. No one has entered any images yet, but true to PBU style, anything left of center is fair game, including advertising books such as “The Seven Deadly Spins”. See yaPosted by deb on from Seattle 07/12 at 07:47 AM“Hmm, smells like teen spirit!”
Posted by Lawrence on from france 07/12 at 07:48 AMoops...sorry. meant the above to go in the Rasputin post. it’s early on the west coast....
but now that I’m here, I’ll add a caption entry:
through clenched teeth: “Wipe that smirk off your face, Condi. I’m the chimp in this zoo.”
Posted by deb on from Seattle 07/12 at 07:51 AMGWB: “Laura’s in...meet us in the Lincoln bedroom tonight at 10:30.”
Posted by James on from Puerto Rico 07/12 at 07:51 AM“Tell me again I’m an Alpha Male”
Posted by Lawrence on from france 07/12 at 08:02 AMGeorge says, “Condi, please tell me if you are planning to destroy the planet. I need to know so I can move all of my stuff someplace else.”
Posted by rosemarie jackowski on from 07/12 at 08:02 AM“Look, Tony is wagging his tail again!”
Posted by Lawrence on from france 07/12 at 09:08 AMI love these kinds of contests, Mickey...great idea. By the way, I am starting to think of some pretty funny captions for the photo you have of Rove in the previous post, all inspired by the hand gesture he’s making.
Posted by James on from Puerto Rico 07/12 at 09:43 AMHim “Gimmie some of that brown sugar, baby”
Her “Just call me Candy Rice, honey.”
I swear I heard that’s what her nickname is on the hill. ;)Posted by Luna_C on from Big Pointy, San Fierro 07/12 at 09:46 AM“did you hear the one about the horrible bloodthirsty monster with two heads?”
Posted by michael on from scotland 07/12 at 09:49 AMGee Dubya says:
“God speaks through me.”
(as quoted in Smoketown, Pennsylvania, July 16, 2004. Source: Lancaster New Era)
Posted by RT on from Houston 07/12 at 10:19 AMGee Dubya says:
“I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job.”
(the full quote)
Posted by RT on from Houston 07/12 at 10:29 AMGW: “I’ll call Laura and Cheney and we can have a 4-way round the world later.”
Posted by Dick on from Fredonia 07/12 at 11:32 AMHim: “You, me, the oval office...global domination.”
Her: “I love it when you talk dirty to me.”Posted by Dano on from Minnesota 07/12 at 12:00 PMWhy did I just know this would end up with more sexual innuendo than you can shake a stick at (oops)? Ah yes, love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Keep ‘em coming (sorry).
Posted by Mickey Z. on from Astoria 07/12 at 12:42 PM“Once I’m in my fifth term, I’m going to leave Laura, and we’ll finally be together...”
(I stole the idea from a book...) -joe
Posted by joe on from Oregon 07/12 at 01:02 PMBush: “I’m sick and tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occured in 1956...”
Condi: “George, I know you like to watch your TiVOed Simpsons episodes every night and quote them to all of us, but could you PLEASE do it context-appropriate?”
Posted by Dan Coyle on from 07/12 at 01:30 PMBush: “Karl, can you hear me? What should I say next?”
Condi, thinking: “Why is he mumbling into my earring again?”
Posted by Lawrence on from france 07/12 at 02:41 PMAs Bush moves in, Condi sees an opportunity to sink her fangs into his neck.
Posted by Dano on from Minnesota 07/12 at 04:27 PMI’ll keep the competition open a little while longer and announce a winner by Thursday or Friday.
Anyone else?
Posted by Mickey Z. on from Astoria 07/12 at 08:39 PMno no no. George is saying to Condi: You got some turkeyneck!
Posted by Rayco La Roc on from southwest @storia 07/12 at 08:40 PMSave the world.
Practice safe sex.Posted by ainslie dewar on from santa barbara, ca 07/12 at 10:19 PMRice: George...your cologne...it smells wonderful...it’s intoxicating… it’s erotic…
W: It’s called Pure-Fucking-Evil.
Posted by BWK on from Ft. Worth, Texas 07/13 at 05:44 AM“I’m a chicken hawk, huntin’ for a chicken”
(apologies Cypress Hill)
Posted by mike on from dublin 07/13 at 09:22 AMI love it when you blow in my ear. It makes me want to ... search you for WMD.
Either Condi or Bushi - you pick.Posted by CJ on from 07/13 at 11:44 AMthat’s good…
Posted by James on from Puerto Rico 07/13 at 12:04 PM“Hey Condi, check out Mickey Z’s new book. Man, he sure can write well!”
“Yeah, too bad he’s on the wrong side...”
Okay, I’m disqualified for plagiarizing Peter Vallone, couldn’t help it.
Posted by James on from New York 07/13 at 02:14 PMUnghh, Condi, rub that brown sugar up against my cheek and call my massah one more time…
(If i win, just call me “The Infanta")
Posted by Jim on from Sherman Oaks 07/13 at 05:22 PM“Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice reacts after experiencing first-hand the impact of President Bush’s new generation bunker buster.”
Posted by Emile Henry on from Paris 07/13 at 06:35 PMMr. Bush tells Ms. Rice,
“You know sweet thing this global domination business is just a breeze.”
Posted by Fiona on from 07/13 at 08:47 PMcaption
Bush: “Condi...you’re hissing again. Stop it right now, you fool, we are on air.”Posted by deb on from Seattle 07/13 at 10:55 PMCondi would you please take your teeth out.
Posted by john cameron. on from oz 07/19 at 01:46 AMDubya: There, there. Nice Kitty!
Condi: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Posted by james on from Vancouver B.C. 07/21 at 07:00 AM
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