Mickey Z
Cool Observer
Saturday, November 19, 2005
Little corner subway bench
Testing, testing, testing....Hi everyone, I am trying to see if I figured out how to do that tiny url thing without changing anything on my toolbar. I hope that this works. It is a link to the story about Katherine Jashinski. I think that she is the first female CO in the Iraq war.
http://tinyurl.com/8eaoyPosted by RMJ on from Churchill 4 Prez Hdqts 11/19 at 09:17 AMWorked like a charm, dear RMJ. Not to mention that the story itself was remarkable. Thank you for sharing this.
Posted by Mickey Z. on from Astoria 11/19 at 09:33 AMYou’re welcome, Mickey. Now I have to learn all of the new things that Mudge talked about last night about italicizing on this site etc....whew, you guys are keeping me busy. BTW, it was fascinating to watch the Dems squirming last night in the House. I think that the final vote was 403 to 3. This is important because it exposes the hypocrisy to the mass of Democratic voters, not that it will make much difference but 3rd parties could use this vote to expose the Dems.
Posted by RMJ on from Churchill 4 Prez Hdqts 11/19 at 09:47 AMHey Mick. Congrats on the successful talk, I think Joe is right that a couple more of those before the end of the year and you might have yourself a sales surge.
The Adventures of Big Country and G-Love, con’t:
G-Love used to describe himself as CIC-CHO, half psyCIC, and half psyCHO and as time went on I began to think of myself in the same way. We could read each other’s minds in a way, so one day as we entered an Upper Eastside corner grocery store it didn’t surprise me when G started acting like he didn’t know me. What followed was spontaneous street theater and our audience had no idea we were acting. Call it the original reality TV, but without any cameras.
Let me give you a little background first…
Big Daddy Love was aptly named. Often, he would drop to the floor and slam out 50 push-ups so fast it would make your head spin. His chest was a barrel. I had a couple of inches in height over him, but only a couple and his skin was as black as night. He would use these attributes equally well for intimidation or for charm-ing.
Back to our reality episode…
Most customers already assumed we were not friends, one of us being white, the other black. But our actions assured this as we moved throughout the store. As we reached the counter simultaneously, G growled,
“I’m first, muthafucka.”
I immediately put on my proper UES white guy accent and said,
“Excuse me, sir. I believe I arrived ahead of you.”
G-love took a threatening stance as a rich old woman drenched in fancy clothes stared wide-eyed and started to back away from what she must have imagined to be my impending demise. Our voice rose above the background noise of the shop and everyone else fell silent…
“You best take your shit back off me, cracker-muthafucka.”
“I will do no such thing! I am so sick and tired of you blacks ordering us around. I simply won’t stand for it.”
“Let’s do this.”
“Would you like to take it outside, sir?”
At that, Big Daddy tackled me out the door and we began roughhousing it out on the street. After a few minutes, and before the police were called, we dusted ourselves off and gave each other a hug while laughing. We bowed to our audience watching from the store window and the crowd that had gathered on the street and walked off together.
Don’t ask me why we did it or if it was right or wrong. We enjoyed the thrill of messing with people’s heads and perhaps we got them thinking about a thing or two.
Posted by JOS on from Calle Colón 11/19 at 09:56 AMMorning RMJ! Sorry, as you can tell I was typing away there for a while...it is story-telling Saturday after all. Off to read your tinyurl…
Posted by JOS on from Calle Colón 11/19 at 09:58 AMGreat stuff, Big Country. Sometimes you just don’t need a reason to do something offbeat like that. Just adding a little chaos to the mix.
Posted by Mickey Z. on from Astoria 11/19 at 11:50 AMI have a story.
I landed in The Hague a week or two before 9/11/01. I never really made much serious use of the internet beforehand. But now I came across ZNet, CommonDreams and other similar stuff. I sort of remembered something about Z because my older brother used to subscribe to Z Magazine when I was a teenager. Never read much, but saw it around the house enough to know that there was this guy called Noam Chomsky who wrote for the magazine quite a lot.
Anyway, so I’m reading ZNet all the time post 9/11 and soon figure out that a certain Michael Albert is one of the main people behind the thing. I read many of his articles and quickly became familiar with his style. One day an article appears on the site by a guy called “Mickey Z”. Wait a second. This guy’s writing style is completely different from Albert, from Chomsky, from Pilger and Fisk and all of the other incredible writers posted at Znet. Yet his first name is the same as Albert’s, and his last name is the same as the site Albert coordinates. So it was months before I figured out that “Mickey Z” was not Michael Albert’s pseudonym when writing shorter, punchier articles that more often than not contained a whiff of Mr. Vonnegut.
Mickey, I used to think you and Mike Albert were one person.
Posted by Keir on from The Hague 11/19 at 12:47 PMi am always impressed that you can come up with these recollections every saturday.
when i look through my past i see a lot of same old same old. i don’t manage to stick them together in a useful way.
i have had some crazy moments tho. at the risk of being rearrested i was in a dealers house when he got busted.nothing happened to me (as i hadn’t done anything) but that didn’t stop a somewhat invasive search from taking place.
at the risk of boring mudge… all the yankees chat on this site can take a sidestep. i posted a little talk about the football (soccer) thang last week and mentioned a game in this city where on average one person gets killed every time. well it was on today and for once there was no trouble i know of and my team fucked the other lot royally. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_prem/4444214.stm
so i am happy.
p.s. joe - yesterday u mentioned time stuff. the UK is 5 hours ahead of new york and barcelona (and the rest of western europe) is one hour ahead of here. i think scandinavia is generally two hours ahead and eastern europe gets complicated.
Posted by michael on from scotland 11/19 at 12:51 PMRMJ: This sentence depresses, frightens, maddens and glavanzies me all at the same time: “When I enlisted I believed that killing was immoral, but also that war was an inevitable part of life and therefore, an exception to the rule.”
THIS IS THE RESULT OF CORPORATE MEDIA CONTROL. KNOWLEDGE OF THE POSSIBILITY OF DISSENT IS VERBOTEN.
Clear Channel and its ilk must be borken up and prevented from re-forming. Exactly as the Congressmen and woman of the 1940s intended when they crafted the laws that prevented the movie studios from owning TV stations, radio stations, and newspapers. Dear ol’ Ronnie Reagan was the one gifted us with Rupe the Poop Murdoch, by letting him, an Aussie national at the time, buy Fox and set up its high-quality TV operation. (Though he did have to become a US citizen for that bit.) Then came The WB and UPN, shining beacons of quality entertainment they are. Then the further loosening of ownership restrictions. Now, the sheep don’t even boter to look up (to misquote the title of John Brunner’s dystopian novel of the late 60s) because of the risk of getting shit in their eyes.
Mornin’ Keir, keep the Hague safe for us...we’ll need it for the war crimes trilas of the Bush administration yahoos in a decade or so.
Michael, does that mean your side won, or the injuries were all sustained by the other side? And how do you tell them all apart anyway? Buncha naked Picts painted blue with woad, I’d guess it was tough unless you *knew* them all.
MZ, >nyuknyuk< you were a right little bastard, weren’t you? I see being a tease isn’t new behavior for you. DELIGHTED with the Bluestockings results!! Go boy go!
Big Country, good work for you and G-Love! Shake ‘em up, even if (wait, especially if) it pisses ‘em off!
Short story. When I was an agent, we represented a book called the African-Maerican Book of Lists. I figured this would be a slam-dunk! It wasn’t. It took several years of meetings before anything happened with the book, and I left NYC before anything much was done. BUT...there was a memorable meeting with a person from one of the largest NYC publishers before I left. Important to note that I am the whitest of the white men, pale skin/red hair/green eyes/freckles (Scots and Polish Jews, when interbred, do NOT make swarthy children), and also the AIDS widow of a Bajan-American man. SO!
I was in this publisher’s office pitching the book, and the person stopped me after a few minutes by saying, “Yes, I see the idea, but really...blacks don’t buy books, how woul we ever recoup our money?”
There I sat with my teeth in my mouth, wondering which of the conflicting visions of this individual’s painful and slow demise to enact, when my brain came forth with, “I’m really sorry, X, if the fact that I’m from the South and a white guy led you to think I subscribe to that kind of horrible racist drivel. I am, in fact only recently widowed by the death of my black male lover from AIDS. Anything clever to say about that? I find what you’ve said already repulsive as well as repugnant.”
And I got up and left.
Posted by Mudge on from Dear, dead Austin 11/19 at 02:32 PMHey Mickey! Thanks for a great time at Bluestockings and having me up to read your bios. The whole thing felt like a success to me! I’ll try to make the Barnes and Noble one and help out there, too.
And Roddy and Frank appreciate the exposure..
Posted by James on from Hell's Kitchen 11/19 at 02:46 PMmudge - my side won 3-0 which in equivalent terms is like winning 35-0 at american football or 9-0 at baseball or 110-80 at basketball… in short, a thumping.
injuries were shared out equally. its that sort of match. 2 hamstrings were done. a couple of serious assaults(figuratively speaking) on either side leading to one near broken shin, two broken ribs and so on.as i said, football (soccer) is a more serious
affair outside the US.i can’t believe it but my captcha is that we got the right ‘result’
off out.its 8pm here. will be back in a state of disrepair later on.
Posted by michael on from scotland 11/19 at 03:01 PMHi everyone...I wish Mickey or James would tell us more about Mickey’s talk last night.
Mudge, when I enlisted I was a Pacifist. Now that I am a war-protester, I am not a complete Pacifist. I believe that the people in a country that is under invasion and occupation have the moral and legal right to defend themselves....not only those under the invasion, but maybe it is a moral requirement that all join in to help those under attack. My own history and the statement made by the female CO show how strong the effect of our culture and its brain washing is.
Hi also to JOS, Michael, and Keir.Posted by RMJ on from Churchill 4 Prez Hdqts 11/19 at 03:08 PMGo Whichever Team Michael Roots For!! Sounds like a game for “lack"wits to me, this your football does, Michael. Enjoy getting trashed. Take two glasses of water and three aspirin before bed, save yourself a mega-hangover.
Posted by Mudge on from Dear, dead Austin 11/19 at 03:14 PMRMJ: “when I enlisted I was a Pacifist. Now that I am a war-protester, I am not a complete Pacifist. I believe that the people in a country that is under invasion and occupation have the moral and legal right to defend themselves”
I’d go further than that and say they have a moral and legal DUTY to defend themselves. Killing is wrong, and two wrongs don’t make a right, but it’s easy to say that sitting here alive and comfy. Every person has a duty to work at staying alive, so that individual’s unique contribution to the world’s fund of knowledge is maintained.
I watched a documentary called Trembling Before G-d, about the plight of Orthodox queers. In it, an Orthodix queer psychotherapist and rabbi saidm “The evidence of mankind’s ability to influence HaShem (God) is all over the Torah. Moses influenced HaShem, Abraham influenced HaShem...the Torah isn’t about HaShem’s control of mankind, but about a conversation between man and HaShem.”
I fear fundamentalism, no matter its source, and a big hole got blown in the fundamentalist hawkish cause with that statement. Going back to the original myths, that’s the point of mankind...companions for the Creator. Not little slaveys.
So even that argument that “God so orders it” can’t be supported...no war can be ordered by God if we’re all companions of God.
One day I’ll “meet” my maker and we’ll see then if I’m correct in my assumptions....
Posted by Mudge on from Dear, dead Austin 11/19 at 03:25 PMHello Expendables…
Keir, I love that story. I’ve never imagined being mistaken for Michael Albert until now. Do you mind if I share that with him?
Michael: Love the photos in that football story. Makes me wish I was at the match.
James: Thanks again for being there last night. Would love to have you at B&N.
RMJ: I’ll leave it to James to offer more details. I’m trying to live down my reputation as a “self-promoting demagogue.”
Mudge: Your excellent story brought back memories. I’m not sure if many people here know it, but Mudge is the visionary who got me my first book contract. I recall meeting him at Union Square and taking the bus down to Soft Skull’s original Lower East Side offices. Mudge and I sat across from Sander Hicks in his basement headquarters as Sander announced that he had never given anyone more than a $100 advance. Mudge leaned back in his chair and grinned before declaring: “Let’s all agree that’s about to change.” Some 20 minutes later, we walked out with a deal and a $1000 advance.
Posted by Mickey Z. on from Astoria 11/19 at 03:26 PMMudge, we were typing at the same time. I actually know a guy who was in that movie...an “Orthodox queer” named, get this, Israel. He jokingly insists that we all call him O.P. (for: Occupied Palestine).
Posted by Mickey Z. on from Astoria 11/19 at 03:28 PMHappy Saturday, Storytellers -
Great Stories, today, Mickey, JOS, Mudge, Keir and, Rosemarie, wonderful C.O. story / post… This quote particularly struck me…
“However, as anyone in the military can attest, GIs don’t get briefings on what to do if in a moral, ethical, or religious struggle with one’s conscience, or how to prepare evidence proving one’s sincerity. As was Katherine’s case, many in the military may not even know that a service member can apply for CO status and discharge.” Of course not. A true American Warrior should have no moral, ethical or relegious struggles whatsoever!Mickey, JOS, you’ve revived in me some odd, painful, sometimes thrilling memories of life as a teen. Wow. That I’m not in prison or dead is quite impossible, yet, it’s really me, I suppose, sitting here in my drafty garage…
Mudge, I applaud your courage, there in the corporate offices. Bravo. I hope I would have done the same thing but, alas, I’m never sure what I’ll do - or might have done. As Elliot put it: “...between the desire and the potency, falls the shadow...” And, by the way, Mudge, isn’t that a bit of a “Curly laugh,” there? Nicely spelled: “NyukNyuk.”
--More in a bit, just to break up the long post, somewhat…
- joe… it’s 12:32 pm here in OregonPosted by joe on from Beneath the Wheel 11/19 at 03:32 PMThank you, Michael, for representing Football on the site. One day the world will realise the merit of the sport, and then it’s popularity will explode. Mark my words.
I know that historically the players and fans of Celtic and Rangers were divided along religious lines, Catholic and Protestant respectively. Obviously things have changed a bit on the players side. How much has changed on the fans side? The Celtic/Rangers derby is one of the most heated in soccer. Just curious if any of the violence stems from the religious aspect of the match.
Posted by Cart on from near Warshington DC 11/19 at 03:54 PMHi all.
Mickey, feel free to pass the story on to Mike Albert. Out of curiosity, are there any other Expendables who frequent ZNet, or the Z blogs, or are sustainers?
Posted by Keir on from The Hague 11/19 at 04:02 PMMissed a few posts while my fingers were tapping away. Sorry.
Great Mudge tale, Mickey. I didn’t know you guys had a history in the quote real unquote world…
Mudge, I don’t think we’ll ever “recapture” the air / cables / satellites from the moguls. They’re an integral part of
dadadum “The System”
The system, itself, must go, if you’d be rid of the Murdochs (Morlocks) of the world…Rosemarie - no one created you. The whole universe is beholden to you for peeking in on us, for a bit. On behalf of the universe: Thank You!
Michael, how did you lure Mickey’s barber over to Scotland? Well, in any case, he’s done a great job with your players, and ought to get at least partial credit for some of those “headers.”
Keir - I met Michael Albert in Seattle.
I’m a big MickeyZ fan.Your posts almost always make me think of my time in Holland, Keir. I really loved Holland, especially Amsterdam. I’d move there in a heartbeat if I had lots of money, could speak Dutch, didn’t have a teenager at home, wasn’t taking care of my mother in law, could convince my wife to leave the country, didn’t have 4 cats and a dog, knew I could find some type of employment, and could get some sort of long-term employment visa.
Well, maybe in the spring…Posted by joe on from Oregon 11/19 at 04:18 PMKeir - I visit ZNet almost every day…
Posted by joe on from Oregon 11/19 at 04:20 PMOh, it’s 1:23pm, here, on 11/19.
Posted by joe on from Oregon 11/19 at 04:24 PMhello all…
Keir, I was a sustainer for a while and I was first introduced to Mickey Z on ZNet. I identified immediately with his NYC writing style. Who knew I would eventually end up as an Expendable...I still visit there a few times a week...I don;t know exactly why I don’t visit as frequently as I used to, it was a huge part of my personal “awakening.” I actually had a sort of argument with Noam once about repressed memories of childhood sexual abuse. But what a thrill to be able to ask him questions and actually receive answers back from the man himself. (on Chomsky’s forum)
Wow! I suspected some sort of relationship between you and Mudge, Mick (as mudge would write >>wink wink<<), but never that he got you your first book deal. You the man, Mudge!
Joe, I figured you for a semi-retired rable rouser.
Posted by JOS on from Calle Colón 11/19 at 04:29 PMit’s 5:31 here in PR.
Posted by JOS on from Calle Colón 11/19 at 04:31 PMIt’s 4:36 in Astoria. I’m heading out for a while. Cover me.
Posted by Mickey Z. on from Astoria 11/19 at 04:37 PMJoe, I agree it might be nearly impossible to reclaim the air from the moguls, but frankly, I don’t want to. The air and all that it is common territory, and I think the trick has been articulated by a favorite of the Expendables, Arundhati Roy, who in one of her more famous speeches (can’t find the link right now) talks about rendering Imperium irrelevant, shaming it, ridiculing it, and so on. I’m sure you all know the speech. Let Murdoch and the rest of those sick assholes keep broadcasting their inane bullshit, meanwhile we’ll keep spreading the real news in whatever ways we can.
As for The Netherlands: I can hardly speak Dutch, and I live hand-to-mouth (in a good month). True, I don’t have a teenager, mother-in-law, or herd of cats to worry about, but it’s not always a party. Far from it. Still, if you do manage to convince Mrs. Joe from Oregon, feel free to give us a ring when you arrive!
Posted by Keir on from The Hague 11/19 at 04:41 PMJoe, what you say “...A true American Warrior should have no moral, ethical or religious struggles… “ reminds me of that old saying, “If we wanted you to have morals, we would have issued them to you.”
Mickey. Whoever said “self promoting” about you proves that they do not know you at all and besides that it is not you that you promote it is the Message, and besides that(again) accusations such as “self promoting” are made to attack your message. The same thing has been said about Cindy Sheehan and everyone else who goes against the system. Tell me who says things like that and I will go and protest them where ever they are. Let them wake up some morning with this old Grandma holding a sign in front of their house!
It was certainly predictable after last night’s vote. Bush is now saying that the Congress has voted to support his war plans. He is right. The vote was 403 to 3. The Dems really messed up this time. Even my Socialistic Congressman Bernie caved in. Only 3 voted to end the war now. What a message that has sent to the rest of the world. It will be an interesting night. I am off to a “Peace” gathering, mostly Dems will be there. Later.....Posted by RMJ on from Churchill 4 Prez Hdqts 11/19 at 04:55 PMRMJ: That vote was the final blow to the closet door of these $(*^&!&^$)#) machine politicians. Not one of them deserves to be re-elected, party Demublican or Republocrat. This war is illegal; it is immoral, and it is inexcusable in a time wehen these a-holes are voting to cut $50bn out of the deficit over FIVE YEARS by cutting MedicAid, student loans, and SSI, when this $)(&!&^*&%)(*$# war costs TWICE THAT MUCH every two months.
It nauseates me what’s being done by my government in my name. Hand me a Kalashnikov, I’m goin’ out on the streets.
Posted by Mudge on from Dear, dead Austin 11/19 at 05:51 PMHey all-- not much time online right now, I’ll type up some more description of the event last night a bit more later, but all in all I say that things are looking up for Mr. Z-- sold some books, made more readers, I mean, friends, and got the word out to a great crowd.
Only thing that would keep me from introducing you at B&N next time is a proofreading shift I couldn’t turn down…
Posted by James on from Hell's Kitchen 11/19 at 06:01 PMBig Country, you’re right...MZ and I go way back, thought not THAT far back as you’re suggesting, evil imp. Over a decade. I remain confused and bewildered that Saving Private Power, MZ’s first book, isn’t atop the Lefty Must-Read list. SOft Skull has its problems as a publishing house, but they’re great judges of merit...why there isn’t a push behind a paper edition of this book at this moment in history, I simply don’t know.
MZ: I said that to Sander? No wonder he hates me. (Actually, he hates me because as an InterNewbie, I sent him every forward I found funny...,in the middle of the Hatfield book fiasco. I really don’t blame him for his animus.) If you will put aside your reservations about deities and PRAY LIKE HELL that I win the lottery, I hereiwth publicly pledge to send you, at entirely my own expense, on a national tour with books to sell at every stop, for at least four months. Deal?
Keir, nothing good is ever easy. I’m impressed you’re sticking through the tough times. I’d like to have that kind of courage. BTW, visit ZNet daily, it’s one of my regular stops.
Joe: Cats. Ugh. Minions of Satan, to whom I say only two words as a collective entity: “Extinction Event.” Yeah, the Z-man’s New York neighborhoods book is the one he’s proposed to me that I’m saddest not to see get done. I’d bring it out, if that notional lottery win were to come true. The “plans” I have for that moolah....
Cart, your words about Celtics and Rangers bewlldered me...how can a Boston basketball team play a New York hockey team? At what, baseball? Then I realized you were talking about soccer, and went back to sleep. >nudge<
Posted by Mudge on from Dear, dead Austin 11/19 at 06:04 PMMZ, you know Israel of David and Israel and the 25th anniversary party?! Israle of the 98-year-old father who finally t &k