Mickey Z
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Saturday, March 11, 2006
A free meal at the bar with our paisans
Uh… My mafia name is “Nice Guy Tony” or “Hemmorhaging Jake Tagliano”, depending on whether my middle name is ex- or included (respectively). I can’t figure that one out, but I guess the generator knows what it’s doing.
My porn name is “Humpy Rammer” or “Harley Hard”.
http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php
Posted by Jeremy on from Taiwan 03/11 at 09:16 AMI like Nice Guy Tony a little better, Jeremy.
My porn name, appropriately, is: Private Kung-fu Grip.
Posted by Mickey Z. on from Astoria 03/11 at 09:59 AM“Nice Guy”. That’s like what women call you when they just want to be friends, right? Why can’t I be “Wise Guy” or “Cool Guy”? And what’s up with “Tony”? You’d think my name would translate to “Jerry” or something. “Wise Guy Jerry”. Yeah, that’s better.
Posted by Jeremy on from Taiwan 03/11 at 10:20 AMOkay, Cat Lady Mafia= Cosimo the Wolf.
Cat Lady Porno= Hank Dangle.My given name Mafia= Cold Paolo Romano
James Porno= Hugh QuickieI like the Cat Lady porno a lot better.
For some really yummy vegan porno check this out:
http://tinyurl.com/ojrhhPosted by James on from Hell's Kitchen 03/11 at 10:20 AMCheck it out, this place is just down 9th Avenue from me: http://www.betterburgernyc.com/menu.html
I think I want to be vegan except for ostrich. Gotta get me an ostrich burger. Mudge, Jeremy-- you guys like ostrich? Something about ostriches always bugged me. Maybe I just gotta learn to relax or something. Or get an ost burger. With veggie canadian bacon and soycheese.
Posted by James on from Hell's Kitchen 03/11 at 10:26 AMJeremy, I was truly gonna call you “Wise Ass Jerry” but didn’t want to take the chance you’d be insulted. Silly of me, really. Wise Guy it is.
James: Step away fro the ostrich.
Posted by Mickey Z. on from Astoria 03/11 at 10:38 AMMickey, don’t talk like that to Cosimo the Wolf.
Or to Hank Dangle. Ahhh, they need to be taught a lesson for burying their heads in the sand. Metaphor in there somewhere…
“trial”
Posted by James on from Hell's Kitchen 03/11 at 10:44 AMI think I got an all-time classic mob name (see signature below).
Porn name: Dicky Nekkid, D.D.S.
Then I added my middle name and became the next HUGE Puerto Rican gay porn star:
Dirk Fuegobutt
Posted by Ol' Valentino Leathernuts (JOS) on from Chicago 03/11 at 10:59 AMDamn it, now all I can think about is porn. I walked out to the grocery store and saw ad posted on street sign for a new dog-walking service called “Tail-blazers”.
And for some reason that was the funniest thing I’d ever seen.
How about that Dubai ports deal. A real victory for some; just not sure how… oh man, bright sunny day, so unseasonable in NYC… I think I’ll take a nap.
Posted by James on from Hell's Kitchen 03/11 at 11:11 AMJames, #5 - No, never had ostrich. And I’m sure my vegetarian friends will be happy to hear that I don’t ever intend to.
MZ, #6 - LOL! I like it.
Posted by Jeremy on from Taiwan 03/11 at 11:19 AMWhen I lived in south Spain I had gypsies invite themselves over to my house for a couple of weeks, during which they didn´t get up to much except play flamenco music, screw in my spare bedroom and snort cocaine off my books. I visited their house once and one of them, in his thirties, showed me a photo hanging on the wall of he and his family taken in the seventies. Typical studio shot with a milky blue background, whole family with hair parted dorkily and pastel suits, except for one detail: guy showing me was about nine at time of the photo was grinning widely and wearing no pants.
What got me thinking of them was mention of porn, their method of hitting on women was to turn on the teevee to some pretty gynaecological pornography channel, point to these impressionistic swathes of skin you had to look a couple of seconds before realising was a pair of testicles thwapping off some girls´ ass and say, You like that eh? eh? Worked every single time.Posted by Lucky Fabiano Brassi on from Barcelona 03/11 at 11:30 AMBut for my gangsta life I´m Whipped Tree Hugga. Sounds like my hood might be a reservation.
Posted by Owen on from Barcelona 03/11 at 11:39 AMOl’ Marco Chainsaw, apparently. My porn name is Sergeant Nekkid, DDS(?).
Best not combine the two. Nudity + chainsaws = accidents.
But my gangsta name is Sherman Tank Pud. Isn’t pud pussy? I’m offended. Unless its pud-pussy-fanny-stupidamericanwordforbum, in which case, yeah, big saggy bummed mew accepts.Posted by mew on from not london, hooray! 03/11 at 12:53 PMHello all. Love the names...and Owen’s story. Mew: As far as I know, “pud” is penis euphemism. As in “pulling your pud.”
Posted by Mickey Z. on from Astoria 03/11 at 12:55 PMHey, my mafia name is “Ol’ Elisa Whatshisface” :D
Posted by Pictures on from somewhere 03/11 at 01:04 PMHello Pictures. Welcome to Expendable World. Love your Spain photos...especially: http://picturesofspain.info/gibraltar/00011.
Hope you’ll come back…
Posted by Mickey Z. on from Astoria 03/11 at 01:23 PMTom-ah-to tom-ay-to. I’m sure pud is slang for lady-gardens over here.
Ah well, I’m hung like a sheman tank. No wait! Shit, typos!“Issue”, as in, I have a tissue for your…
(I’ve had that said to me! Anyone else? I just sounds like an O’reilly-ism...)Posted by mew on from not london, hooray! 03/11 at 02:05 PMI’m sure everyones seen this already, but ho-hum, forget the world’s shittiness for a second and you just get reminded…
http://tinyurl.com/fpt7s
Last I heard, the prosecutors were having a very hard time pinning anything on the guy. Whether thats just legalistic chicanery, or there are true problems saying “yup, this guy is Hitler reincarnated”, or like with Saddam the problem is preventing the victors getting any shit on them, I don’t know, I wish I knew more. The only really serious book I’ve read on the Balkan wars (The Death Of Yugoslavia) barely alludes to Milosevic’s role, focusing as it does on the structural and local reasons for “republica srpska” or whatever the hell it was called. I’m also reading “War is a Force That Gives Us Meaning” which, godawful title aside, has a distincly mainstream liberal view of yugoslavia-becoming-former - it has an over-reliance on individual psychology I’m suspicious of. Y’know, hang these bad guys and things’d be OK...and there are these terrific heroes, Wesley Clark among them, who would save the day if we could come to terms with war...wouldn’t it be nice if everyone was nice...just my impressions so far.Posted by mew on from not london, hooray! 03/11 at 02:25 PMThanks, Mew. Here’s something I posted last year, re: Yugoslavia, etc.
It’s another amazing day here in NYC. i was just sitting on my stoop, reading in a tank top.
Posted by Mickey Z. on from Astoria 03/11 at 02:59 PMHI to all MZ’ers… The sun is shining and the sky if blue, even up here.
James #9...I think it was just a partisan political deal to scratch the Dubai Ports transaction. It goes to show us that when the USA citizens get their backs up about an issue, they can change things. Too bad it was about this DP issue. If only the USA’ers cared as much about the slaughter of civilians and torture this would be a different world. If it wasn’t so tragic it would be funny. So much of the infrastructure is owned by companies from other countries. Just one example, National Grid which powers much of MY is owned by whom...the British, right? There was a lot of racism in this DP protest.
My mafia name is “The Convict”.Posted by RMJ on from Churchill 4 Prez Hdqts 03/11 at 05:52 PMTYPO...should be NY not MY which is powered by National Grid.
Posted by RMJ on from Churchill 4 Prez Hdqts 03/11 at 05:54 PMRMJ, I had a typo, too-- I meant not sure victory for whom, now how. But either way. A disheartening story of the wasted power of the American people’s power to change a given issue…
I’m off to see a play in Brooklyn-- and aren’t you jealous, Mickey, I’ll get to hang with the illustrious Seth Asher! Kristen, red haired woman from my party, at this place: http://www.galleryplayers.com
Better get off to it!
Posted by James on from Hell's Kitchen 03/11 at 06:21 PMI have another confession to make. I rented the first few episodes of The Sopranos on DVD (we don’t have cable, as we never watch TV), but I wasn’t drawn in. While I was willing to give it a chance to hook me, my wife was not interested, so we never rented any further episodes. Opinions on the show? Good, OK, Excellent? And why?
I’m willing to give the show a chance, but only if encouraged to do so by rave reviews from the Expendables.
Posted by Jeremy on from Taiwan 03/12 at 04:13 AMJeremy: The first time I saw a Sopranos episode, it seemed like just another Mafia story. Then Michele and I rented the first season and began to appreciate how deep past the Mob cliches it goes. To me, it’s like watching an excellent movie every single week.
Posted by Mickey Z. on from Astoria 03/12 at 08:13 AM
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