Mickey Z
Cool Observer
Monday, December 10, 2007
Let's ignore Xmas (and all the other year-end holidays, too)
Holidays...hell days...what’s a holiday?...a day away from the plantation...you get 1 day to regain your strength, your humanity...impossible...just to return to the brutality of it all...!
Posted by joe of maine on from 12/10 at 12:10 PMI’m down!
Posted by Tommy on from I live by the River 12/10 at 12:24 PMTommy...2...do you want to talk about it...I’m down too...perhaps we can offer insight into each other’s state of being down...? If we public, other down people can offer insight as well…
Posted by joe of maine on from 12/10 at 12:56 PMProsecute Santa?
Posted by James on from Hell's Kitchen 12/10 at 12:58 PMJames...4...Thanks James...I needed that...not much to smile about on the plantation...(<:
Posted by joe of maine on from 12/10 at 01:06 PMEnd reindeer and elf exploitation now.
Posted by James on from Hell's Kitchen 12/10 at 01:21 PMSanta is only the middleman
Posted by Tommy on from I live by the River 12/10 at 06:35 PMGeorge Carlin sez:
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
Dick Gregory sez:
“I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would ever come into my neighborhood after dark.”Posted by Mickey Z. on from Astoria 12/10 at 06:39 PMOh dear lord, if he grew a beard, Jimmy Page would kinda look like Santa Claus:
http://tinyurl.com/34juz3Posted by James on from Hell's Kitchen 12/11 at 07:53 AMNews Flash:
Christmas is cancelled this year. It appears that Santa Claus and his reindeer team have drowned after falling through the melting ice sheet.
Upon hearing the news, Nobel Prize winner Al Gore pledged his share of the prize money to the recovery effort. He also offered use of his private jet and a fleet of biofueled sno-cats.In related news, Oprah Winfrey has won the rights to a movie depicting the tragedy, outbidding the likes of Leo Dicaprio and George Clooney in the process. Said Ms. Winfrey; “It has long been a dream of mine to tell a story combining Christmas and enviornmental issues.”
Further sources out of Dublin say that Bono is already penning the words to a song in tribute to the late Mr. Claus.Posted by Tommy on from I live by the River 12/11 at 11:23 AMLOL! That RS cover is great, with Robert Plant’s phallic finger pointing out at the bottom of frame. Jimmy Page looks kinda distinguished in his old age. Such a classy photo makes it easy to forget that the R&R establishment (press, posers) gave Zeppelin a hard time all the way through. Their manager Peter Grant doesn’t get enough credit.
Happy Berfday to Mr. Z in Texas, 75 years young, and also distinguished.
Is it me, or is the Christmas rush a little less intense this year? Maybe I’m just not hanging out in Wal-Mart enough to get the whole spend-til-you-drop-so-your-kids-catch-the-virus vibe. Or maybe it was those lead-lined kids toys from China? I want a Security Contractor Joe for Xmas.
Someone needs to do some anarchist Santa artwork. Maybe Banksy will get it done (if he hasn’t already).
Posted by Zen Prole on from Urth 12/11 at 11:30 AMMore bad news: Wal-Mart is sold out of the Talking Jesus Action figure:
You may want to try Meijer…
Posted by Buddhamonkeydevil on from 12/11 at 12:43 PMHello Expendables. Some top flight comments above. Thanks, all.
Posted by Mickey Z. on from Astoria 12/11 at 06:39 PMBuddhamonkeydevil..12...damn it!...the only person I was shopping for is the youngest of my 2 older sisters and the Talking Jesus Action Figure is what she wanted. I wonder if WarMart still has inventory of refurbished condoms?
Posted by joe of maine on from 12/11 at 08:57 PMHey, I heard that any further production of the Jesus figure will end in 40 days, and there’s no refunds on them after 3 days.
Posted by James on from Hell's Kitchen 12/12 at 09:42 AM
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