Wednesday, September 05, 2007

I wanna be elected

Alice Cooper sez: “We’re all gonna rock to the rules that I make...”

Every four years, we get Coke vs. Pepsi. McDonald’s vs. Burger King. MasterCard vs. Visa. Letterman vs. Leno. Let me put it another way: As long as the pilot has the controls, it matters not if you sit on the right side of the plane or the left side of the plane. So, the next time someone tells you America has a two-party system, I suggest you demand a recount.

The time is long overdue for all of us to recognize that the primary difference between Republicans and Democrats is that they tell different lies to get elected. Voting for me can send a message that there’s more to life than Coke and Pepsi.

I propose the formation of a new party—The Rescue Party—with yours truly at the top of the ticket. For my running mate, I’ll ask Rosemarie “RMJ” Jackowski. (If you don’t recognize that name, try out that Google function on your Internet machine.) Consider us two bottles of filtered water standing firm against those sugary, chemical-laden soft drinks.

Complete campaign article here

Make your campaign contributions here

So, who’s on board? How about spreading the word to your lists, on your blogs, etc.? RMJ, are you with me?


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Posted by Mickey Z on 09/05 at 04:32 AM
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