Saturday, March 22, 2008

My annual Easter post

Bill Hicks sez: “I’ve been traveling a lot lately. I was over in Australia during Easter. It was interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do; commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now, I wonder why we’re fucked up as a race. You know, I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the words ‘bunny’ or ‘chocolate’ anywhere in the fucking book. Where do you come up with this shit? Why those two things? Why not ‘Goldfish left Lincoln Logs in your sock drawer’? As long as we’re making shit up, go hog wild. At least a goldfish with a Lincoln Log on its back crawling across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous connotation to it.”

Child: (in faux Australian accent) “Mummy, today I found a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer.”
Mother: “That’s the story of Jesus.”

The Easter Bunny will kick your ass...

...if Dick Cheney doesn’t get him first.

Patti Smith sez: “Jesus died for somebody’s sins...but not mine.”

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Last week, I wrote the greatest poem in history

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It’s Spring: Get on your bikes and ride...

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