Mickey Z

Cool Observer

Thursday, September 25, 2008

2008 Election Public Service Announcement

Some of the many reasons you shouldn’t vote for John McCain:

He’s raised twice as much money from Wall Street than his opponent. He voted for every Iraq war appropriation bill he faced. He refused to be photographed with San Francisco’s mayor for fear it’d be interpreted that he supported gay marriage. He voted against single payer health care. He supports the death penalty, the Israeli war machine, and the fence on the US-Mexican border. He’s publicly expressed his eagerness to bomb Iran. He supports nuclear energy. When asked if “there’s anything that’s happened in the past 7 1/2 years that the U.S. needs to apologize for in terms of foreign policy?” he responded: “No, I don’t believe in the U.S. apologizing.” He voted to confirm Condoleezza Rice as Secretary of State and to reauthorize the Patriot Act. He…uh-oh. Sorry, I messed up and gave you some of the many, many reasons you shouldn’t vote for Barack Obama.

My bad…

Regardless, I do believe that either McCain or Obama can help make this country what it once was: an arctic region covered with ice.

(Insert rimshot here)

Nader vs. McCain and Obama: