Mickey Z
Cool Observer
Sunday, March 04, 2007
Cool Observer Sunday Exclusive: Christ Has Returned
Sure, it took more than 2000 years...but my sources (cultivated during 12 long years of Catholic school) tell me that the Son of God™once again walks among us. But here’s the catch: No one is exactly sure where or who He/She is.
Two early guesses:
Boston Marathon winner Rita Jeptoo
Fabio
While some have their money on either a Latino rookie cop in Los Angeles or a 12-year-old girl born into a brothel in Thailand, other Messiah suspects include David Beckham, Barack Obama, and Dick Cheney’s daughter.
And then there’s this:
And this: Today’s New York Times quote of the day: “Sometimes, you have to have what I call an executive session with yourself, a come-to-Jesus meeting, and somehow, some way, we will all have to make a decision.” (Congressman John Lewis, on whether black voters will support Senator Barack Obama for president)
Do you have any idea where we can find Him (or Her)?
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