Mickey Z

Cool Observer

Friday, June 17, 2005

Going off the wall with Jacko and Gizoogle with Snoop

While racism remains a nearly insurmountable obstacle in America, Michael Jackson and his high-priced lawyers have proved yet again that class is an equally potent divider. (Just ask O.J.)

In America, we are innocent till proven broke.

Now that Jacko is off the hook, what do you suppose he’ll do? Since his brother Phil has already grabbed the Laker head coach gig, I have two suggestions for the King of Pop:

1. One word: Vegas.

2. Three words: “Sleepover at Neverland.” Dig this reality TV show idea: Invite a bunch of sick kids to stay at Michael’s place. Round-the-clock cameras will show the world how great Jacko is with them and voila, his image is rehabilitated, his bank account is rehabilitated, and he can sign to fight Mike Tyson in the biggest pay-per-view in HIStory.