Mickey Z
Cool Observer
Thursday, December 21, 2006
If you seen one non-conformist, well...you've seen 'em all
Please allow me to introduce:
The Society of American Mavericks and Eccentrics (SAME)
We rule-breaking rebels gotta stick together, right? Well, if you join my club, you’ll get a nifty “Bohemian Badge” to wear just like all the other members. In fact, those who sign up before January 1 get a special framed edition of the SAME pledge.
Repeat after me:
I WILL NOT BE LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. I PROMISE TO NEVER CONFORM TO ANY RIGID RESTRICTIONS. I WILL THINK FOR MYSELF AND FOLLOW NO ONE’S LEAD BUT MY OWN. I PLEDGE TO STAY UNITED IN MY RADICAL INDIVIDUALITY. I PROMISE TO WEAR MY BADGE AND RECITE THIS PLEDGE EVERY DAY JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS OF SAME.
Yes, don’t miss this opportunity to show the world that you aren’t like all those other clones. No sir, you are unique and damn proud of it. You are one of the SAME.
Rock on...
P.S. The Winter Solstice is upon us...
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