Mickey Z

Cool Observer

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

In honor of the Iowa Caucus

(In case no one has noticed: 2008 is an election year)

Top Ten Reasons to Vote Democrat in November:

1. Everything changed on 9/11
2. Republicans are evil
3. You’re picky about which lies you opt to believe
4. If you don’t vote, you have no right to complain...right?
5. Republicans are mean

6. Voting for Hillary or Obama would prove once and for all that you are truly more liberal and open-minded than your Republican brother-in-law
7. Republicans are stupid
8. Ralph Nader is still an egomaniac
9. Republicans hate us because we’re free
10. You’re certifiably insane

Bonus reason: You’re the type of person who’d shoot yourself in the head to cure a migraine.

(Did I forget anything?)

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Mickey Z. for President