Mickey Z
Cool Observer
Friday, November 05, 2004
Meet my new client
She sashayed into the gym:
imagine the Kidman character in “To Die For”
...plus 15-20 years
Within 20 minutes of our introduction
she touches her temples and asks:
“Does my skin look wrinkled to you?”
I reply:
“I just met you so I have no base of comparison”
Dissatisfied with my attempt at diplomacy, she tries again:
“Yes, but do you see wrinkles?”
I offer this:
“If it makes you feel any better, you don’t look
any more wrinkled than when you walked in.”
She nods and begins to talk about Botox...as I gaze at the clock
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