Mickey Z

Cool Observer

Monday, October 30, 2006

No-brainer: Hillary loves Dick (Cheney, that is)

When you’re bored, get on board. For some that might mean a surfboard, a snowboard, or maybe a skateboard. For Vice President Dick Cheney, when he’s not busy shooting lawyers, hiding out in undisclosed locations, or tampering with the U.S. Constitution, it’s waterboarding for him. Plus, if we’re to believe the rumors, Deadeye Dick may have an unlikely new playmate...a certain blonde with the initials HRC.

While being interviewed on Fargo radio, the VP was asked: “Would you agree that a dunk in the water is a no-brainer if it can save lives?” Dick replied, “It’s a no-brainer for me.” To him, holding someone’s head under water until they talk (a.k.a. “waterboarding") is just part of “a fairly robust interrogation program.” Which brings us to the mysterious HRC and I don’t think I have to tell you her full name.

You can read all the gossip here.