Mickey Z

Cool Observer

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Not all jokes are funny (lol)

Okay, here’s an unfunny joke:

A nun, a pimp, and a giraffe walk into a bar.
The bartender sez: “We don’t serve gorillas here”
The bar explodes.
Then Jesus marries Oprah.

Here’s another kind of unfunny joke:

“Knock, knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Sweatshop”
“Sweatshop who?”
“Wal-Mart”

Who’s got an unfunny or nonsense joke for us?

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Haiku headline

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Event Alert:

The folks at BuzzerThirty have asked me to participate in a reading at Waltz-Astoria Café on:

Thursday, September 11
8:00 pm

Also scheduled to appear:
Singer-songwriter Val Turner
Poet Eliot Katz

The date is 9/11 but the event is not directly related. However, when I was asked, the request came with this proviso: “I figured you might offer an interesting perspective on the anniversary.” (So much for me reading a perverted excerpt from my novel, huh?)

Note: My presentation will not be the same as in my recent talks

Please save the date and/or spread the word far and wide

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