Mickey Z
Cool Observer
Sunday, September 18, 2005
Rolling Sevens
I stopped by Youngfox’s blog (see links) the other day and encountered him spilling his guts in a meme with a “Sevens” theme.
Seemed like an interesting experiment to me...but, try as I might, I couldn’t keep my tongue completely out of my cheek. Results below:
Seven Things that Scare Me:
1. Gretna, LA (http://www.gretnasucks.com)
2. Mortality
3. Prison
4. The corruption of language
5. Standard American diet
6. Conformity
7. Stallone is planning to make “Rocky VI”
Seven Things that I Like the Most:
1. Michele
2. My parents
3. Writing
4. Orgasms
5. Cat naps
6. Learning that something I believed to be true...is actually false
7. My blog...and interacting with the Expendables
Seven Random Facts about Me:
1. I’ve appeared in a dozen low-budget movies
2. I have many good close friends who trust and love me, yet none of them have ever asked me to be in their wedding party. That’s a pretty neat balancing act.
3. My favorite restaurant is Angelica Kitchen
4. I spent 12 years in Catholic school
5. I’ve sung in a rock band and managed a heavy metal band
6. My primary martial arts style is Wing Chun
7. I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
(In honor of The Man in Black)
Seven Things I plan to do Before I Die:
1. Write a will
2. Own something worth leaving in my will
3. Gasp: “Go on without me...”
4. Murmur: “Is this the end of Mickey?”
5. Take as many of them with me as I can
6. Close my eyes
7. Stop breathing
Seven Things I Can Do:
1. Play air guitar
2. Make people laugh
3. Make people think
4. Run fast
5. Throw a powerful sidekick
6. Dance
7. Over-analyze everything
Seven Things I Can’t Do:
1. Stop thinking about sex
2. Eat animals
3. Relinquish control without pouting
4. Consistently hit a left-handed lay-up
5. Play real guitar
6. See a cat without petting it
7. Deal with getting older
Seven Things I say the Most:
1. No.
2. Thank you, but I’m married.
3. But I don’t earn my living as a writer.
4. Really...I’m flattered but I’m married.
5. So, you think your kung fu is better than mine? Fool, you must be tired of living.
6. Is there anything vegan on your menu?
7. What part of “married” don’t you understand?
Seven Celebrity Crushes:
(Just a small sampling. I’m big on crushes.)
1. Arundhati Roy
2. Ani DiFranco
3. Natalie Merchant
4. Holly Hunter
5. Frances McDormand
6. Annabella Sciorria
7. Michelle Yeoh
Seven people who should do this:
All the Expendables (but that’s way more than 7). I’m looking forward to your replies on the comments board. Feel free to pick and choose whatever sections you wish to answer.
I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat…
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