Mickey Z
Cool Observer
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Year 515
A blast from from Columbus Day past (2003):
COLUMBUS: Red man, we want your land and everything on it.
INDIAN: Okay, muscular paleface, but what will you offer in return?
COLUMBUS: Venereal disease, smallpox, the destruction of your culture, genocide, Christianity, and a really bad image in John Wayne flicks.
INDIAN: Can you toss in a few casinos?
COLUMBUS: Sure, but you’ll have to wait about 500 years.
INDIAN: Okay, Chris, you’ve got a deal.
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