Mickey Z
Cool Observer
Saturday, February 26, 2005
Yet another reason why we're on the verge of doom
Kraft Foods is trying to pass off something called “Trolli Road Kill Gummi Candy”...what AP calls “fruity-flavored, partly flattened snakes, chickens and squirrels.”
After receiving a letter from the NJSPCA, Kraft Foods Inc. pulled an animated advertisement from Trolli’s website that featured car headlights and animals.
Why is this reprehensible?
Answer #1: There’s nothing cute about the fact that over one million wild animals are killed each week on American highways.
Answer #2: The average person loses more than 90 percent of their immune function within 15 minutes of consuming sugar...and this deficiency lasts for about 2 hours.
Welcome to the end-times...don’t forget some clean underwear.
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