Mickey Z

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Monday, January 23, 2006

Holy War, Batman...it's Osama vs. Dubya

Dubya sez: “They hate us because of what we love. We love freedom … and so long as we do, the enemy will be there. And so we’ve got to hunt them down.”

Osama bin Laden sez: “If Bush says we hate freedom, let him tell us why we didn’t attack Sweden, for example...We fought you because we are free ... and want to regain freedom for our nation. As you undermine our security, we undermine yours.”

Anagrams for Osama bin Laden
A lesbian nomad
Is a lone, bad man
Do a samba, Lenin
Abandon E-mails
I model bananas

Anagram for Dubya
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Osama reads William Blum: “If you [Americans] are sincere in your desire for peace and security, we have answered you. And if Bush decides to carry on with his lies and oppression, then it would be useful for you to read the book Rogue State.”

Dubya sez: “One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”

Osama: “I’m fighting so I can die a martyr and go to heaven to meet God.”

Dubya: “Our enemies fear a society which is pluralistic and open to worship an almighty God.”