Saturday, August 04, 2007

Iron-on Irony (poem)

A hipster dude at my gym
Maybe 25-26 years old
Wears a black tee
(probably purchased at Urban Outfitters)

Dead center is a red tongue
Around the tongue, white letters read:
THE ROLLING STONES
1975 - U.S. TOUR

Makes me wanna grab him by his overpriced shirt
Get my face (menacingly) close to his
Tell him all about the
June 22, 1975 Stones concert
I snuck into at
Madison Square Garden

Maybe shake a little of his g.d. self-assurance
the next time he picks that particular tee
from his overflowing collection


Rock on...

Posted on 08/04 at 05:57 AM
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