Mickey Z

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Sunday, August 06, 2006

Jesus is not exactly thrilled with landmines, depleted uranium, and daisy cutters

Question #1: How many of you believe the whole virgin birth/god sent his son to save us theory?
Question #2: How many believe in UFOs?

(Sit tight...I’m going somewhere with this.)

So, if you believe there’s life on other planets and you believe there’s a god who sent his son to earth, who did God send to the other planets to save them (assuming those planets are also chock full of sinners)? Is Jesus rocketing all over the solar system or does God have other kids? Better question: Is God doing the whole virgin birth thing on other planets or is someone actually getting laid out there in the universe?

(Insert laughter here)

Here’s the best question of all: If an omnipotent god wanted to spread his message and save his people, why did he send his son to Bethlehem 2000 years ago? Call me crazy, but I’m thinking if he set up Jesus in a Times Square office with a laptop and a wireless connection, well…you get the idea.