Friday, November 05, 2004

Meet my new client

She sashayed into the gym:
imagine the Kidman character in “To Die For”
...plus 15-20 years

Within 20 minutes of our introduction
she touches her temples and asks:
“Does my skin look wrinkled to you?”

I reply:
“I just met you so I have no base of comparison”



Dissatisfied with my attempt at diplomacy, she tries again:
“Yes, but do you see wrinkles?”

I offer this:
“If it makes you feel any better, you don’t look
any more wrinkled than when you walked in.”

She nods and begins to talk about Botox...as I gaze at the clock

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