Mickey Z

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Saturday, August 11, 2007

Mickey Z., Inc.

If I were to be a patriotic American and incorporate myself, it would only be logical for me to emulate some of the most successful corporations on the planet. So, here’s my plan:

I’ll move onto a suburban block. Slowly and methodically, I’ll poison and/or kill every person in every house on my block...except for one home: dead center in the middle of it all. It’s there that I’ll make a high profile, tax deductible donation in order to turn that house into a green paradise. Solar panels, wood from sustainable forests, energy efficient light bulbs—the full Al Gore, if you will.

Meanwhile, the general public will continue to enthusiastically buy my overpriced, made-in-a-sweatshop products...while remaining distracted as they passionately argue Democrat vs. Republican and loudly blame immigrants, gays, and feminists for that gnawing feeling of alienation and isolation.

Whaddya think?