Mickey Z

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At 11:36 AM on Thursday, December 2, 2004, my poet friend Sparrow posed this question to me:

Which is better: a furious nun
or a passive-aggressive rabbi?

I replied: Thank god I’m an atheist

And another game was afoot…

S: Thank Hera I’m a pagan

MZ: Thank Bakunin I’m an anarchist

S: Thank Kerry I’m a liberal

MZ: Thank Kerry I’m a war criminal

S: Thank Bush I’m a wealthy white Christian

MZ: Thank Condi, I’m a black woman wishing I were white

S: Thank Cheney I’m a mercenary

MZ: Thank Clinton I’m a liar

S: Thank Dan Rather I’m easily fooled

MZ: Thank Kissinger, I’m ruthless

S: Thank Nixon I’m an insomniac

MZ: Thank Che, I own a beret

S: Thank Mao, I own a cow

MZ: Thank Stalin, I own nothing

S: Thank Kim Il Sung, I’ll die young

MZ: Thank James Dean, I’m cool.

S: Thank Alfred E. Newman, I’m a loser

MZ: Thank Sparrow, I’m a poet

S: Thank Mickey Z., I’m a vaudevillian

MZ: Good night, folks...thank you...you’ve been great...get home safe…

S: And remember, on your way home… don’t eat anything radioactive!

MZ: I might wanna post this exchange one day, too

S: Natchurly!

Posted by Mickey Z on 12/18 at 11:47 AM
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