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Mickey Z
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the Department of Homeland Security.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
re: Polar bears
Polar bears have been known to swim 100 miles at a stretch. For short distances, they can run 30 mph. They have been seen walking in a straight line for 20 miles to food—with only their noses to guide them—and can sniff out a seal from ten football field lengths away...even if the seal is hidden under three feet of ice.
Oh yeah...one more thing: Thanks to humans, polar bears are essentially doomed.
Who wants to tell us something interesting about an endangered (or extinct) species?
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Event Alert:
The folks at Waltz-Astoria Café have penciled me in to give a talk on:
Thursday, August 7 @ 8:00 pm
“Myth America: War, elections, and our way of life"
Special musical guest: Val Turner
I hope you’ll join us, bring friends, and spread the word far and wide.
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(Think: Henry Miller meets Bukowski and Vonnegut at Sunday Mass)
This short story will give you an idea of what CPR for Dummies has to offer
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