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Mickey Z
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the Department of Homeland Security.
Friday, December 01, 2006
This Xmas, say no to fir (plus: our caption winner)
“As soon as the turkey’s in the Tupperware, thoughts turn to getting ready for Christmas,” begins one recent newspaper story. “And what says Christmas more than the tree?” Yep, as Thanksgiving is to the turkeys, Christmas is to pine and fir. It almost seems to go unnoticed that the enduring symbols of winter’s two most celebrated holidays are the annual targets of a human killing spree. You can sing “O Christmas Tree” until you go hoarse, but that tree you just bought is dying before your eyes.
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It was truly difficult to choose, but a newcomer named Omar Baddar took the prize.
Winner: “Anti-war activists threaten to write countless angry letters to Congress if the administration and Senate hawks invade more than 5 other countries.”
Close, but no...uh, cigar:
“Hahaha...despite everything, those morons STILL think of us as two separate parties...OH, HAHAHAHAHAH...OH...it hurts!”
“Georgie boy, we really did it this time---and to think that some of those lemmings out there still think I am opposed to the war and really give a damn about their health care.”
“Ha! They’ll never know the difference!”
“These dumb fuckers die for us, can you believe that shit?”
“What?"
Thank you, everyone...now Omar: claim yer goddamned prize...
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