Mickey Z

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Top Ten Campaign Slogans for Barack Obama

Thanks to my well-placed sources, I was able to secure an advance copy of this confidential list:

1. Barack Around the Clock
2. He puts the “bomb” in o-BOMB-a
3. A Democratic Party ploy to seduce minorities into thinking they give a shit
4. We will, we will Barack you
5. Hey, even a black guy is better than voting for a chick

6. Barack...yeah, it rhymes with Iraq
7. At least he’s not Al Sharpton
8. He’ll Barack your world
9. As MTV sez: ba-Rock the vote
10. Let’s face it, when candidates have to sell themselves to corporate donors in order to raise at least $250 million, it doesn’t matter who you vote for. So here’s your chance to appear progressive without really changing anything.