Saturday, February 26, 2005

Yet another reason why we're on the verge of doom

Kraft Foods is trying to pass off something called “Trolli Road Kill Gummi Candy”...what AP calls “fruity-flavored, partly flattened snakes, chickens and squirrels.”



After receiving a letter from the NJSPCA, Kraft Foods Inc. pulled an animated advertisement from Trolli’s website that featured car headlights and animals.

Why is this reprehensible?

Answer #1: There’s nothing cute about the fact that over one million wild animals are killed each week on American highways.

Answer #2: The average person loses more than 90 percent of their immune function within 15 minutes of consuming sugar...and this deficiency lasts for about 2 hours.

Welcome to the end-times...don’t forget some clean underwear.

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Posted on 02/26 at 04:19 PM
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