Mickey Z

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Monday, February 18, 2008

“You can never be too radical”

Q. How many liberals does it take to ward off a potential attacker in a dark alley?
A. Ten

One to blame Fox News; one to chant or meditate; one to blame the anarchists; one to build a website; one to blame patriarchy; one to recognize the attacker is a human and tell him that we all love him; one to blame Ralph Nader; one to remember that excellent saying about non-violence we got from our Pilates teacher; one to blame the Republicans; and finally: One to draw his attention downward and promptly whip out a finger jab to his eyes. When he brings his hands up (too late) to protect himself, kick him in his balls, doubling him over. Then follow-up by grabbing him by the hair and bringing his face down into a powerful knee blow before getting the hell out of there as fast as you can.

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